roxanne escreet

looks like a dog, uses teeth when giving ucky

your head game is dead, ur being a proper roxanne escreet right now

by proppahunit303 January 8, 2022

Pot Roasted

When you take a dump on your partner's chest (or face) but instead of a solid log it comes out as an array of juices and chunks from all the liquor the night before.

Man I tried to give my girlfriend a hot karl last night, but I partied so hard the night before, I pot roasted her all over the face.

by scrotumloverboy July 2, 2011

evelyn rojas

A beautiful girl, who cares for people and loves others with a full heart, she goes through a lot but she has great friends who would take a bullet for her. Evelyn has nothing to worry about her friends will take care of her!

1.) When Evelyn Rojas sees someone sad she will persue them and make it her mission to make them happy
2.) Evelyn Rojas knows she can trust her babies and they can trust her

by 신래 December 7, 2013

The Roastmaster

noun
Someone who has a weak roast game.

Friend 1: I swear I will punch you in the face.
Friend 2: You won't do shit, Skeletor-lookin' ass.
Friend 1: Wow bud, you are the Roastmaster.

by Jew Wizard Lv. 99 January 17, 2017

dry roasting

Dick in the pussy, in the ass and one in the mouth.

Jamie and his friends gave his sister a dry roasting

by Spongebob 69 May 5, 2018

Lager Spit Roast

An adapted drink ordered at pubs and clubs, often for those with a low tolerance to alcohol who do not want to order a shandy and face ridicule by their companions. Other potential reasons for ordering include hair of the dog and recent illness.

Ordering a beer in a lemonade sandwich format with the bottom and the top of the beer being given a bit of lemonade.

Also referred to as a Fister Spit Roast in Southern England Regions.

Bartender: What can I get you mate?
Nice Guy: Yeah, can I get 3 Fosters, a Strongbow Dark Fruits, a Rum 'n' Coke and...Matt, what did you want again?
Matt: A Fosters top and bottom please
Nice Guy: I'm not ordering that.
Bartender: It's fine. One Lager Spit Roast coming up.

by Sue P November 30, 2018

U are trash lol roasted

The term most commonly heard from 1st graders and people on the Xbox like Micah.
Also used to describe Eli’s win percentage
A kid who is talking about himself while chewing on tidepods

Eli: lol you are trash Micah
Micah: just like your win percentage get it, it’s trash lol roasted.
Eli: Lol U are trash lol roasted

by NoobScrub February 19, 2019