A burning hot skillet when you take it off the gas stove, and throw it into a sink full of water. It works best with a bit of grease.
Miller: “Shucks, Dan. This sun’s got mah’ skin feelin’ mighty crispy. Y’all got any lotion ‘round these parts?”
Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
Dan: “Don’t need no lotion, ‘cauze I got the good ol’ redneck humidifier heatin’ up on the stove.”
by Splarch February 12, 2023
Get the Redneck Humidifiermug. A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
Get the Redneck Shooting Starmug. by Gator Evan November 2, 2023
Get the redneck cannolimug. If you’re on the bus with friends stuck in a snowstorm and you and your friends are actin like southerners havin the time of their lives y’all might be rednecks
by Midwestern idiot May 31, 2024
Get the Redneckmug. by Divine Authority June 26, 2014
Get the Redneck Orange Juicemug. Bottle or can Bud Light -Natty Light and Keystone Light both acceptable - with a shot of Jack Daniel’s dropped in.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
Coca-Cola floater for pussies.
by farmers only girl June 9, 2018
Get the Redneck Car Bombmug. The working class white man. Called red neck probably because people work under the sun all day and have their necks with red sunburn.
Redneck Starter Pack: White supremacist, blind religious, thick wife, diesel quad, not very rich, not very bright children, mistreated wife, own three or four pit gamedogs chained in the back yard and shoot a gay man for being gay (and fail the aim).
Ah and his pitbulls don't follow the standard of human friendliness.
Redneck Starter Pack: White supremacist, blind religious, thick wife, diesel quad, not very rich, not very bright children, mistreated wife, own three or four pit gamedogs chained in the back yard and shoot a gay man for being gay (and fail the aim).
Ah and his pitbulls don't follow the standard of human friendliness.
-Yo dawg, yo kno Joshua?
-Yes, I have seen him two days ago walking his "best" dog, that animal is such a man biter, nothing compared to my two Bolio pit bulls...
-He's such a redneck, yesterday I hear him calling his son a faggot son of a black gay seal woman because the boy failed basic math exam... At 8th year.
-Well I do think his son is a fag but he has no justification to shout at the boy like that.
-What a shitdog.
-Yes, I have seen him two days ago walking his "best" dog, that animal is such a man biter, nothing compared to my two Bolio pit bulls...
-He's such a redneck, yesterday I hear him calling his son a faggot son of a black gay seal woman because the boy failed basic math exam... At 8th year.
-Well I do think his son is a fag but he has no justification to shout at the boy like that.
-What a shitdog.
by Random Faces May 14, 2019
Get the Redneckmug.