Pumpkin Patch

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs

(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."

by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013

pitched

The stage in between being buzzed and being stone sober.

Urban dictionary REQUIRES you to have a sentence that says stuff about your word.

I am too pitched to compose a ledgable arguement, though not too pitched to drive.

It is early, therefore I am currently pitched as I write this urbandictionary entry.

I was drunk two hours ago, but now I'm just pitched.

by Irapkp August 26, 2006

cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011

PITCH

An acronym of 'Pain In The Crack Hole'. (deeper and dirtier than a Pain In The Arse)

Invented in 2009 by...me ! Funnily enough. :)

"Man, that's a real pitch - I feel sorry for ya."

by THE_FORCE March 10, 2010

pitching a tent

this is when keith got dawged by Allee in the movies(it rose)and wat i was told was limped..

Allee sat next to Keith and he Pitched a tent.

by MaTt D. June 9, 2003

yodel patch

The area between the balls and butthole, also known as the grundle or the taint.

Dave is always eager to lick dingleberries and any other kind of shit remnants off of his frat brothers' yodel patches.

by Dave B. December 19, 2003

Patchouli

The fragrance of old lady dirt.

Gertrude's patrueli reeks of the essence of old lady burial dirt . Patchouli The smell of "little old ladies" who have passed away shortly after burial .

by The funeral director February 28, 2019