Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch

Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls

by SuckMyDyckkkk August 22, 2011

Poon

Someone who is simply a poon

Db is such a poon

by Poonslayer6942069420 July 4, 2021

Out-poon

To bed more ladies than your fellow man

Damn! How the fuck does Johnny do it? I bet he out-poons Wilt Chamberlin!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024

Poon Walker

Poon Walker

When you see a fine pussy walking near your way.

Steve: Yell's out nice "Poon Walker!"

Sabrina: Yells back. Thank you.
Steve: your welcome poon Walker.

by anonymous_Wolfe January 23, 2022

Poon Taxi

The vehicle that is used in order for one to transport his or her friends to and from their partner's house; usually in an instance in which the friend will be receiving some type of sexual favor for their partner upon arrival or during the time spent together; most "poon taxi" incidents occur when the friend either does not have a license or a vehicle of their own to drive

Friend: "Hey dude! Please drive me over to my girlfriend's house! She's really horny!"

Me: "No! I've done this too many times and I refuse to keep being your poon taxi!"

by beretta_dilly_whop August 6, 2011

Poon sash

When your chest hair trails to your pubes.

Jonah has a nice poon sash.

by peahead95 February 28, 2011

Poon Tang

Something I’d like to stick my finger in

Can I smell your Poon Tang?

Why no!

Well it must be your socks

by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020