police horse

a new twist on an old joke

vandal: why did the chicken cross the road?
locky: why?
vandal: police horse
locky: i dont get it

by Seals October 17, 2006

Poly

Poly is a person who is in love with multiple people or in a relationship with multiple people so basically just a cheater and a fuckgirl or a fuckboy who can’t be loyal.

I found out that my boyfriend is poly, I hate him and I am going to leave him.

by Lilmexicangirlgang June 11, 2019

oder police

If they find ODers/Online daters they will stop them and if they don't stop they start shooting and its a mess but funny.

ODer1: mwa mwa mwa
ODer2: mwa mwa mwa
ODer police: STOP NOW
ODer1:no
ODer Police: ~shots them~
Both ODers: AAAAAAAA ~dies~
ODer police: NO ONLINE DATING!!!!

by ドリームクラウド December 17, 2020

Polyamorous

Polyamorous is a label within the LGBTQ community. It can be considered a sexual orientation, but a person who is polyamorous can also have a different sexual orientation such as bisexual or homosexual. Polyamorous is defined by a person having more than one romantic/sexual partner. There are different kinds of polyamorous relationships such as having three or more people all attracted to each other or a Single person who has two partners who are not attracted to each other. (There are of course many other forms) Polyamorous is similar to polygamous, But polygamous Is more known as a multi partner relationship within the Mormon church that consists of one heterosexual man and many heterosexual wives.

Mike: wait, so who’s your girlfriend?
Lilly: I actually have two girlfriends, I’m polyamorous.

by Hahaimcomingforyourwig October 26, 2020

energy policy

Any policy amending section 210 of PURPA and requiring Utilities to net meter from renewable energy sources (preferably biomass and solar) at the retail purchase rate.

Farmers like the new energy policy because it allows them to make money by inputting power into the grid.

RPS is not an energy policy

by Boyce Freudenburger March 10, 2005

html police

Virtual policing of hyper text markup language.

You can use graphics any way it suits you, no html police will stop you.

by Hercolena Oliver May 16, 2008

Company Policy

Policy bends, rules don't. Company Policy is more of a general guideline that is plastic and supple enough to bend to the will of whoever wields the power of Company Policy. Company Policy is also plastic and supple enough to bend against that thing that the wielder of this power does not like and congers negative reinforcement in the absence of any "rule". "Corporate Policy" is everywhere replaceable with "because I said so" in language.

True story: as the CEO of my own small business, I have established the Rule that my firm will be as fiscally conservative as possible; however, Company Policy allows business meetings, especially those hosted by the CEO, to be as lavish as necessary to satisfy the needs of the situation -to the extent that the meeting must be justifiable as "fiscally conservative" for all intents and purposes. Policy bends, rules don't.

by Remedial.Mind April 14, 2010