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polish sombrero

Paper toilet seat cover used in public restrooms.
That toilet sees a lot of use, be sure to use a Polish sombrero to protect your skin.
by eggdrop03 September 21, 2023
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Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.
Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie
by GirthBrooks2001 September 28, 2023
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Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.
Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023
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Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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Thot Polish

A promiscuous female with chipped, or cracked nail polish.
Man I went out with this girl last night and she asked me to rub her feet, then she took off her shoes and there was Hammer Time and Thot Polish everywhere. I couldn't finish the date. I couldn't help but think of Eddie Murphy on the movie Boomerang.
by Q Virtual Reality W March 31, 2020
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Polish Roulette

It has the same principle of Russian Roulette, but with a higher chance of death.

To play Polish Roulette, you must have a Glock and 1 bullet. After you load the bullet into the Glock, you put it to your head and hope the gun jams. There is no recorded instance of Polish Roulette ever happening.
Steven: My brother committed suicide last night.

Enrique: Oh my God, I'm sorry. How did he do it?

Steven: He played Polish Roulette and lost.
by HorseJerky1776 May 18, 2020
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Remove the polish

Getting the nails paint out...
Unless you mean the other one
I think you're Hitler
I am going to remove the polish!

- Adolf Hiter
by Reltih Floda (Read backwards) February 13, 2020
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