Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Peanut

A person who has a brain the size of a peanut.

This is a reference to the Great Gatsby you peanut.

by Shadowcreeks October 15, 2020

Peanut Queen

A chick who loves only peanuts more than anal

Sue is the ultimate peanut queen!

by anonymous February 11, 2024

Peanut

OUR lord and savior, dubbed SCP-173 by the SCP foundation

"Praise the Peanut"
"Stop staring at The Holy Peanut"

by hondaspintertrueno July 16, 2020

Peanut Brittle

When somebody's lips are unbelievably crusty and dry that parts of the lips can be peeled off like an orange, and is so cracked that it gives the appearance of peanut brittle.

"Nigga'd better shut up before your peanut brittle lips start to snow"

by BigBoiBlackie May 22, 2015

Peanut jelly

What? You’ve never heard of peanut jelly? Come on, ditch that peanut butter/meringue, and try the new sensation! By that we mean we threw some pb&j sandwiches into a grinder and now you can try this abomination!

I ate a Peanut jelly and butter sandwich today.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

the reverse peanut butter

The reverse peanut butter is the act of putting the peanut butter on the slice of bread with less pores. people who do this should be pronounced clinically insane and shouldn’t be invited to sit at cool kid table.

The date was going great till he whipped out the reverse peanut butter and gobble knockers

by Puburt December 4, 2020