purple jesus

a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.

That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.

by oznogrd December 30, 2009

purple haze

usually a strong weed, but also crips and blood colors...or vl and gd colors mix into purple!! purple haze that iz!

Nigga, i got so much purple haze in my body!

by Killa aka dat vice lord from da corner February 4, 2005

Purple Thunder

purple thunder is an underground army created by two high schools students. it is the second largest underground army. Members will usually yell purple thunder in a loud deep raspy voice to show they repsect their membership.

the two high school students walked past each other while yelling "PURPLE THUNDER!!"

by da_drizzle December 10, 2011

purple punch

A drink cocktail consisting of any clear softdrink mixed with clear hard alcohol , then for the purple color add the candy, any prescription caugh medication that is either pure hydrocodone or a very potent synthetic opioid caugh medication

I cant keep my eyes open, I think i had too much purple punch

by matt hache November 10, 2007

Purple toe

Something me bruvver won't shutup about. I mean, he just keeps going on about it, man!

Jon: I have a Purple Toe!
Gaz: SHUTUP ALREADY!
*Beats Jon with an Iron bar*

by Gaz: The Purple Toe Hater December 14, 2004

Purple carrot

A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation

I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.

by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016

purple peacock

One can often find purple peacocks watching French films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. These unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true sexual attraction to men. These poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.

"Karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?"

"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."

"What a purple peacock!"

by Eskimo Braaaaaaaadley March 9, 2010