Opened the ham

A phrase that can be used upon unexpectedly smelling an anonymous fart smell to investigate who the culprit is.

Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.

Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.

by Pourl January 10, 2008

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open expression

when someone explicitly expresses their desire for sexual relations.

Linda: “I don’t know what else I can do! I’ve already used open expression and he STILL can’t take the hint!”

by purplepandas October 14, 2017

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Tin Opener

A disliked person who is about as much craic as the kitchen utensil.

Father : 'I do not want you playing with that little posh kid'

Son : 'Why not?'

Father: 'Because he is an absolute tin opener'

by GastricBandsAnonymous January 27, 2013

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Open Floor Plan

Usually in an SUV car you lower the front 2 seats back fully so they lay down and connect to the back row of seats and make a bed type shape or so called open floor plan.

Bro I heard you tried the open floor plan with that new girl you’ve been talking too.

by ilovebbc123 May 22, 2023

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