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Puppy chow

Dog food is brown Rick heroin therefore puppy chow is cocaine
Be careful with that puppy chow, the dog catcher is out tonight for extra wet nosed canines
by Santiloo May 28, 2023
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The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.
"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.
by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021
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scarlett..puppy

my best friend, always been there for me no matter what. the kindest person you could ever meet, amazing at everything they do and the best person i’ve ever met. they can never fail to make someone genuinely happy and make me feel better, the best content creator i know and my forever bestfriend
by cashmerepuppup April 14, 2022
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a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.
She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.
by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017
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Puppy

A four-legged adorable form of torture for every little thing you've ever done wrong.
Puppy: *shits adorably on the floor* *Eats every last pair of shoes I own* *Bites through the skin on my hand*
Me:AQGHHHHHHHHH *Throws puppy out front door**dies*
by LovelyBandito November 26, 2021
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Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.
Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.
by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017
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puppy nelson

to jump on the back of another and begin to hump the piss out of them until they either fall down or just give it up
You see that girl im fixing to puppy nelson the piss out of her
by bjrebel March 8, 2014
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