e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me

by xman5k February 25, 2011

e-cation

A virtual vacation taken by browsing the travel sites for your chosen destination.

We were so broke this summer we had to cancel our European cruise and took an e-cation to Greece instead.

by Happy in Hawaii October 21, 2010

E-BIFF

When someone needs a good smack in the head but is not physically present to receive it, send it electronically!

Oh look, I have an E-BIFF.. (OPEN AND WHAM!)

by TIRED-OF-STUPID-PEOPLE CHICK December 31, 2011

rush e

promptly the hard song to play in the piano ever

rush e

by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

E Gunk

Egunk is produced after an egirl has been sitting down gaming all day. After an egirl stands up, the gunk is formed and left on the chair for human consumption.

Tommy:"Hey sarah, noticed you had some leftover E gunk on your chair? Mind if I have a bite?"
Sarah:"Dinners ready!"

by YardleTart September 11, 2020

Kiera .E

The name given to a person who is ambitious and bold but throws it all a way for older men

That girl is a Kiera .E

by TRXPGQ August 28, 2023

e-text

The act of sending a text message from an e-mail account.

My cell is dead, I'll send you an e-text.

by Sacto J-hole April 28, 2009