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sage burns

Extremely cool guy who also has massive muscles and is also extremely masculine and is a sigma male
Oh boy I sure do love sage burns
by Not sage burns November 18, 2021
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thighed burns

the strip of hair that grows on the upper part of a man's (hopefully) inner leg.
Whenever I manscape, I don't know where to stop shaving because my thighed burns came in thicker than Jamie Presley's hill billy accent.
by hurdleston December 8, 2010
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Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.
" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"
by spanky6969 August 6, 2021
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Gamer's Burn

When you spend too long up close to a large or medium sized screen and your cheeks get red and hot.
Mum: Get off the Xbox you're getting gamer's burn!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 28, 2019
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burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.
Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
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Sophia Burns

The swaggiest, coolest, best person to ever exist, there is no limits to how awesome she is. Her arch nemesis is Livia Brouwer, she is like Sophia but not as cool and swaggy, she is also a blonde.
Oh that’s just Sophia burns
by Soophieb123 June 6, 2021
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burning slipper

When you rub jalapeños on your condom and the have sex with a girl. Hence the burn
I gave Shari a burning slipper and she screamed loudly

Is that a burning slipper or did you give me an std?
by Habdle July 11, 2015
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