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NARP

Non Athletic Regular Person in regards to cadets at service academies who are not intercollegiate atheletes. Tend to be nerdy, uncoordinated and socially awkward
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Narsh

A combination of "nasty" and "harsh" na+rsh
I saw Joe's mom naked today

Narsh!!!
by smooch_mooch April 12, 2010
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Narc

Zoey from Grownish: Cash is messing with Zoe Kravitz and he didn’t tell me?!?

Me: Zoey everything ain’t about you. Don’t be such a narc.
by IT'STHATSWAGMONEYBITCH July 23, 2018
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Narlex

Someone who is overly calm or "chill" in slang terms.
Hey dude look at him/her over there they are so narlex.

Hey man your really narlex today.

You need to quit being so narlex all of the time.
by Dr.Shockalockaboom May 17, 2009
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Narjis

A really short cute girl with short hair wearing glasses. She has a great taste of music and is talented in many areas. She is also really funny and knows how to cook so well. She is the real definition of art. She also can do anything for people she loves, but if you ever lose her, you will never get her back again. She is someone you should protect because she can give her life for you without you noticing it.
I wish I didn't lose Narjis, now my life is empty.
Narjis is so cute and artsy!
I have tasted many things in my life but Narjis' meals are the best.
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Narn'd

Function: Verb

A term referring to the helplessness and utter desecration of character one experiences while working on, or having worked on, a project for the Walt Disney Company. At its core, the term reflects the simultaneous domination of an individual as well as the aggravation/humiliation of being put into a lose/lose situation despite competence and exceptional job performance prior to working with Disney.

The correct usage of the term is only acceptable by third-parties and their affiliates dealing with Disney. Usage of the term by Disney employees is outright, since they are already under the protection of Disney’s blackened wings and will in essence not be held accountable for any mistakes they make while involved with a project. A “project” may refer to anything within the soul stealing scope of the Walt Disney Company which includes, but is not limited to: movies, music, books, clothing/apparel, toys, live entertainment, and even retail.

Although one may argue that the term is a direct off-shoot of the now popular slang term pwned (meaning pure annihilation, often to a laughable extent), “Narn’d” is singularly different in that it is applied only within the context of the working world and, more often than not, makes light of a rather serious situation where one’s job/career may very well be on the line at the discretion of the Walt Disney Company, or in most cases, the discretion of one’s own employer (since someone must be held accountable to sate the outrageous and constantly changing demands imposed by the tyrannical rule of Disney, should things go awry).

Although any level of employee may be susceptible, those who have been “Narn’d” are more often than not at the bottom of the corporate food chain, receiving grossly inadequate compensation for the level of time/energy they put into a project while conversely taking full responsibility for any disasters that ensue.

“Narn’d” is comparable to being sodomized by Mickey Mouse while he gives the “thumbs up” and laughs his signature “Ha HA!”
Did you hear about Pete? He worked a 15 hour shift on Friday, then got called in on Saturday AND Sunday! He got Narn'd so bad I was sure he was going to come in on Monday with a loaded shotgun.

Why is it that whenever there’s a problem, I’M the one responsible? Shouldn’t Linda be the one getting Narn’d? She’s the damn manager of this department, not me.

Brianna is inconsolable; she's sitting in her cube right now crying her eyes out because she has to work all next week to meet the deadline for the nine-hundredth installment of “The Land Before Time.” Disney just Narn'd her out of the vacation she's been planning for the past three months.

Just got a call from the head honcho. I’m totally Narn’d. Hopefully the unemployment line isn’t too long this time of year.

Who's bright idea was it to pick up Disney as a client anyway? We've totally bitten off way more than we can chew and we're getting Narn'd. My phone hasn't stopped ringing in three days and my e-mail looks like Chernobyl.
by James Hazlit March 18, 2008
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narcopath

A Narcopath is the pop-psychology term for a person who shows all the signs of meeting diagnostic criteria for at least two of the Cluster B personality disorder classifications that are outlined in the DSM-5 manual used worldwide by mental health care workers and medical physicians to diagnose patients. The two specific personality disorder types include both Narcissistic Personality Disorder (or NPD) and Anti-Social Personality Disorder (or ASPD).
Donald Trump is a narcopath, since many people have said he has at least a narcissistic personality disorder and an antisocial personality disorder.
by chilipepr November 13, 2016
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