Muff Cabbage

Asshole

Stop being a muff cabbage

by Tati S May 10, 2016

muff forrest

A condition to which the public region has been shaved too often resulting in quicker thicker growth that couldn't be plowed down even by a chainsaw

Her muff forrest was so thick I felt like a character in Lost

by Angel 33 October 6, 2016

Muff mining

Opposite of a gold digger.

He's muff mining hard bro

by Plasteck September 19, 2016

Muff Bomb

A Muff Bomb is when a person smokes weed before going down on a girl and then he/she exhale the smoke inside of her pussy.

Dude, I totally did a muff bomb one this one night stand last night. My dick wasn't the only thing she was high off of.

by Knight School July 27, 2016

Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

chubby muff

Swollen or fat vagina. Usually used as an insult.

"Oi, chubby muff!"

by Woshambo January 17, 2017

muffe

en kran, som man godt kunne blive kærester med

dum en muffe

by jegerduig January 25, 2017