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Moose Tail

A "moose tail" is a slang term that refers to the outline or bulge created by tight clothing, especially pants, around the genital area. While originally used to describe a visible silhouette resembling a moose's tail, it is now often associated with male genitalia. It is advised to use discretion and sensitivity when discussing or referring to such terms in a respectful manner.
Taint your ass taint your balls ; taint your moose knuckle taint your moose tail.
by Madycakes April 24, 2024
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drive a moose

To drive a moose is to take a dump, but then drive it up someone else's ass, so they can punch a moose later on.
To punch a moose is to take a shit. My friend was constipated, so after I punched a moose, I took my shit and drove it up their ass. This is called to drive a moose. A few minutes later, they were successfully able to unload their bowels and later that night, they gratefully thanked me in private.
by Moose Driver October 13, 2013
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Moose Day

Nov. 23 is Moose Day. You must ride a moose to all your destinations.
Damn it! I forgot it's Moose Day, I can't leave my house.
by habi123 November 1, 2021
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moose extract

a ice cream ingredient that is made by bathing a moose in sugar water
our moose tracks are made from 100% organic moose extract
by anonymous January 13, 2024
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Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.
If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.
by theSeth May 21, 2019
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mongoloian moose knuckles

Same as camel toe on fatter and wider
by Bucknasty17 August 5, 2017
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Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .
Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308
by Dayzbro June 11, 2024
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