March 5

March 5th is national sneaky link day! Link with you’re favorite bitch and get that good shit.

Ryan: It’s march 5th
Kayla: Otw over 👀

by dragonsass124 March 3, 2022

March 8th

March 8th is

Date your best friend day. It’s just for a day alright? Tell ur bf/gf or anyone to let u date ur bestie for day

Hey Bestie wanna go on a date?

uhm why? loll
March 8th is Date your best friend day!!
Ahh yess okayyy

by ze_pain8 March 7, 2021

March 6th

National "Commit and Crime and it's legal" day

A: I think I'm gonna go rob that bank
B: What? Bro you can't do that.
A: No it's ok, it's march 6th
B: Ok then

by hmcshizzle November 2, 2020

Marching Band

An experience In a cult where everyone plays instruments, usually an experience in high school with many rituals around instruments and chaotic goodness. Also you're probably sore

Guy: "What's wrong with them?"
Guy1: "They're in Marching band"

by Gay Kinnie October 30, 2019

March 2

The date of which a small group in Florida attempt to find and beat up a person named Risk.

Friend 1: Ay Seth, y’know what day it is?

Friend 2: March 2nd?

Friend 1: Mhmm, and you know what we do on March 2nd?

Friend 2: Yeah, let’s got beat that little fuckers ass.

by JustABystander November 15, 2021

7th of March

On the seventh of March it is high five your short friend and make shore they can not reach

Hi short friend it’s the 7th of March short friend”oh no”. Tall friend “hi five” short friend jumping to reach your hand

by Yoitsyourshortfriend March 5, 2020

March 25th

ava appreciation day. this is the day where you appreciate your friends named ava and how much you love them.

“do you know what day March 25th is?”
“yeah it’s national ava day”

by anonymous January 22, 2021