My minecraft girlfriend

A girl you date inside minecraft because you cant get one in real life

Bro i broke up with my minecraft girlfriend.

by X07JK September 20, 2020

I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.

'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"

by minemansimulator August 25, 2018

Christian Minecraft Server

Quality meme

GET OFF OF MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER

by olive thyroid November 30, 2018

Im playing minecraft

Minecraft is the most epic game as it has 1000000000000 views on youtube at least, and that's a lot! So by saying I'm playing minecraft, you're saying I'm being an epic gamer!

Im playing minecraft.

by SylviaGaming February 21, 2022

Discovered Minecraft

A period of time in which a person disappears off the face of the Earth for approximately 48 hours, at which point they slowly begin to reappear amidst society.

Subject One: Where's Johnny? It's Christmas Eve!
Subject Two: Oh, he discovered minecraft...
Subject One: Damn...

by Kyro Viusing December 20, 2010

modded minecraft hibernation

when someone plays modded mine craft for 40 hours straight with no sleep in between and doesn't talk to anybody else

''yo this nigga is messed he was so anti social and went into a 'modded minecraft hibernation''

by messed matty boi May 21, 2018

hecking minecraft

When you don't want to say a cuss word.

You're a hecking minecraft man.

by gghuriglkfs.g August 27, 2019