m-log

One whose nickname, or 'handle', can be referred to as "Mason."

1:) That m-log can't fit in the mason jar.

2:) DAAAAMMMMN! Did you see that hoe from the trap house that m-log bagged?!

by ElectrikBoogaloo April 20, 2018

Log Ride

If you're eating out a pussy so good they squirt and shit on your face, you've been sent on a log ride.

He ate me out so good I sent that bitch on a log ride.

by Gorbo Carford August 25, 2023

Meat Log

A log of meat

I ate the Meat Log

by BillisChegg April 16, 2019

0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))

You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right

I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))

by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025

drool log

the male ruining tool used when forcing a girl to drool

put my drool log in your mouth

by need4speed November 29, 2013

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.

I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.

by Capo2001 August 10, 2024