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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman
My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.
by Lo Qi December 8, 2023
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the loaded gilf

When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.
Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.
by Steadlur December 30, 2022
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Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension
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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023
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mondo load

When you don’t jerk off for a period of time, to release a mondo load onto a female
I haven’t nutted in 5 days, my girlfriend will not be ready for my mondo load I’ll drop on her tonight
by Squadbrunchtaj August 18, 2023
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by Rinnziddia August 25, 2023
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Cup Load

A cup load is a unit of measurement of volume when referring to lads named Aaron and the cumshots.
beat it to Jenna today what a cup load.
by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023
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