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Window Licker

For someone to act depressed while having tons of money at the same time. Also associated with the inability to control anger or emotions and falling in love too quickly with strangers.
"Idk man i really like her shes so nice"
"dude you met her last night stop being a window licker"
by jakson griff February 1, 2018
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window-licker

A person who is fully entrenched in their opinion, yet unable to find, analyze, or digest data. Brain activity minimul when digesting insane ideas in isolation. Native to the Covid era US, usually feeling most comfortable roaming the web for conspiracy theories to regurgitate. Sources of influence include Fox News, Alex Jones, and other far right influencers. Ranting is kept to minimum when no window is near. Windows, more specifically licking windows provides energy. Neurological scientific studies have shown window-lickers to have the brain activity and capacity of a retarded nutria.

Dude, I forgot my mask when I went to 7-11 so I put my shirt over my face. Got my shit and on the way out the girl who'd just cashed me mumbled while making awkward tweaker motions, "It's ok, I don't mind, its cool...oh its ok... you know. I don't mind, you can just use.. ya know, use your shirt." Confused with a smirk I walked out saying "ok cool." What the fuck bro! I can't tell if she was serious or another fucking window-licker jockin my style.
God damn, 9/11 wasn't done by the US government stop spreading that shit you fuckin' window-licker, . They did use it, what politician doesn't use everything to advance themselves.
by antivi (anti-villian) August 17, 2020
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Lid Licker

A coffee weilding lesbian who likes to lick the cream out of a tight lid.
Lesbian says to another lesbian while at a coffee house "I can tell that you're a fantastic lid licker."
by eZillyamuZed April 26, 2011
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Milky licker

One who engages in the act of using their tongue to lap up semenal fluid; implied homosexuality.
We caught Chase Mohr with cum all over his warty face. He's such a milky licker, in a bad way.
by Roll2Soak December 14, 2015
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Ladoo Licker

A white person who is exclusively friends with brown people and only dates brown people.
Yo our boy Matt is a ladoo licker, he only dates brown girls.
by pevdate January 28, 2019
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Activision-Leaker

A amazing moderator and redditor in the chatroom Chatplace, and is the creator of Chatplace and it’s subreddit. r/TheChatPlace
Omg, u/Activision-Leaker owns the best chatroom on Reddit, go try it out! r/TheChatPlace
by u/Activision-Leaker March 2, 2020
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cow licker

someone who eats a lot of beef
Another cow licker walked into Mickey Dee's looking for fresh grub to snort.
by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003
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