key cow

SUSI BAKA

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that person is a key cow

by Sophia_Cutie19 October 28, 2021

Key

a lump of any powdered drug (eg ketamine, cocaine, heroin)

“Hey bro do you want a key?”
“if you’re offering”

by anonymous7592333 July 7, 2020

808 out of key

If your 808 is out of key, gtfo no one fucks with you.

Nice beat bruv, but the 808 out of key...

by Meikodroo February 24, 2021

chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut

After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!

by Cheesey February 13, 2004

real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

Skeleton Key

When two hermaphrodites insert themselves into each other.

Did you hear about the Chris and Katie are both hermaphrodites? They can totally skeleton key!

by schmuck1015 April 3, 2022

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013