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Celina Joyce

A girl who dances like a crazy bitch in Asda. Also appreciates black men. resembles a potatoe.
"Hey, look that that potatoe dancing with that black man, such a Celina Joyce thing to do" (said while in asda)
by beady123 May 2, 2010
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The Joystick

When you're fucking a girl doggy style, you take off one of her stiletto high heels, jam the stiletto in her ass, and grip the shoe like a joy stick, making WWII fighter sounds as you finish inside her.
You should have heard her yelp when I gave her the joystick.
by Dr. Chesterfield December 29, 2014
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joyzeeing

I assure you I wasn't joyzeeing when I said I didn't cheat on you
by anonymous1987631 September 1, 2009
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Joyce McDonald

When somebody believes that absolute power is absolutely powerful and absolutely awesome to wield. They often say things such as, "The reality is, those that have the votes, win. It is what it is."

Joyce McDonald's are usually jaded because they spend most of their adults lives without power but once they get power they spend years getting off on it to the disgust of everyone around them.
When the nobles orchestrated a coup at the castle they started acting all Joyce Mcdonald-like, usurping all power especially when it was inappropriate.
by PlebianTacoma April 11, 2011
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joyontree

A gorgeous species of tree that is found in warm locations like Sydney, Australia. Originally, Joyontrees were the most common tree found in New Zealand, however they all were shipped to Australia with the First Fleet. Joyontrees are extremly rare now and threatened by deforestation. One Joyontree is in captivity in the suburb of Hornsby, Sydney. Tourists from all over the world to come and capture a rare snaphshot of the Joyontree growing in the lush grass that Australia is so proud of. Captain Cook in his journal, 1770 when he arrived on the coast of Australia, that the Benaglius Fernicius Tractii, which is the scientific name of the Joyontree, was one of the most beautiful trees he had ever seen. The beautiful dark brown leaves of the Benaglius Fernicus Tractii are simply a work of art. The sloping skinny short trunk is very elegant in structure, and hence admired by all people alike. Joyontree have evolved to have very short heights in order to quickly camoflague from tree bulldozers and savage animals. The are very flexible when under danger and stress. The most distinct feature of the Benaglius Fernicus Tactii is that the tree is always visible with a wide gaping hole that directs in the beautiful azure sky.
Teacher: Girls, what type of tree is this?
Students: Its the Joyontree, scientifically referred to as Benaglius Fernicus Tactii. It looks so pretty :)
Teacher: The leaves are a work of art
by jackson312 February 6, 2013
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Joycott

The organized and intentional patronage of a known establishment for the purpose of admiration and unwavering support. ( antonym of Boycott)
I love this place so much, we should all "joycott" this place and eat taco's till we fall asleep in tents.
by JayBee123wesrgdfh December 13, 2013
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joyless asshole

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.
"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"
by GD-Defined December 26, 2013
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