Did you see what Joey S. Took to that steakhouse last night she was a 4 at best and I heard she friendzoned him
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Get the joey mug.The physical manifestation of gluttony. A “Joey” is usually a fat fucking loser who claims they are “big boned” but weigh 450+.
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Get the Joey mug.A man with an incredibly small penis. So small that toddlers feel like King Kong around him.
Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.
Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Frequents tallywhacker woods with other men of the micro penis persuasion.
Drives a large vehicle for a living to compensate for his lack of manhood.
Had sex with my new boyfriend last night. He was a Joey.
Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
Oh sit. So did you laugh or just tell him to get out?
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Get the joey g mug.Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.
Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.
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