Jeff

A rather strange man, who changes his car every two days, has a jordan meter, is old, likes younger women, parties on the weekend, attends church every sunday, wears a blue raincoat with everything, and says girls names weird. He also loves someone named kirsten.

Person 1: Have you seen jeff today!?
Person 2: Yeah, hes talking to kirsten.
Person 1: Okay thanks.

by Ella Hierton June 14, 2011

Thomas Jefferson

Wait a minute...I think I know some teej kids...what were they're names? Something with a c, maybe a b...

Your glasses are on you're forehead, teej.

by ezk March 13, 2005

jeff james

crazy, ungrateful, rapest, sex addict, drug addict, locked up all the time.

Jeff James is a fag in jail for 15 years because he is a rapest.

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee0000 December 29, 2011

Jeff

A tall thin stuttering idiot.

my n-n-n-name is jeff.

by Master546 June 5, 2018

Jeff

What a loser

That dude is such a jeff.

by gnomeboi August 28, 2018

Jeff

A cunt that suck cock for living

Hey jeff

by dtedyredered May 20, 2019

Jeff

The worst server ever.

Jeff is the worst server ever.

by anjfbil May 13, 2015