I Just Had Sex!

The phrase every man (except Justin Beiber... just kidding, he isn't a man!) is required to say when the have sex. It must be said the instant you finish and you must tell 10,000 people by anymeans necesary. The creators of this tradition are The Lonely Island and Akon.
(Bill is having sex with Tracy and finishes and comes out of her and runs into traffic and says...) "I Just Had Sex!!!!!!!!!! And my dreams came true!!!!!!!!!"
by greggory9669 February 14, 2011
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My dog just died

A phrase used to get out of a situation that you don't want to be in. Works best if you have no dog to begin with, and the person doesn't know you all that well.
Steve "Kevin you wanna come over and watch Night at the Museum 2 with me and my parents?"
Kevin "Oh I would, but my dog just died."
by Cooolkid64 July 20, 2010
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You just got googled.

A phrase used when one person conducts a Google search to prove a point made in an argument with another person. Phrase was first coined in 2015 in Aurora, IL.
Person 1: You're totally wrong. Julius Caesar did not die in March.
Person 2: Of course he did. Person 2 googles "Julius Caesar date of death" to prove date of death
Person 2: Boom! You just got googled.
by Agent CSR February 04, 2016
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we just got a letter

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we just got a letter

we just got a letter
wonder who its from
by _dolan_duck_ July 01, 2020
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its just a prank bro

when someone stabs someone and goes like "its just a prank bro" or "why so serious". But then they go like "my father ... was a drinker" and they start to sound real sus.
*aaron stabs haider* aaron says: "its just a prank bro"
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Just Breakin Your Balls

English translation of common Italian phrase whereupon the subject admits to playing a prank or wind-up upon the object. Originates from films made by such individuals as Scorcese, De Niro and Pesci eg., Goodfellas, Casino, A Bronx Tale.
"Come on Henry, I'm just breakin' his balls a little bit, what does he take me for, a fuckin schmuck?" - Goodfellas
by SFULG January 12, 2004
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Prison Cells are Just Rooms

The comeback to when a dumb pedophile says age is just a number
Guy: The fuck are you doing with that kid?
Pedo: age is just a number
Guy: Prison Cells are Just Rooms *calls the cops*
by Wspycrs August 06, 2018
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