stank sock

even more stanky than the lightly sharted pants

you smell like a stank sock

by Ręęn January 18, 2020

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.

"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."

by Jfiddy December 26, 2013

sock stealer

A person who steals a sock used by a man for masturbation, with the intent to get pregnant.

Sarah claims adam got her pregnant but in reality she's just a sock stealer

by The one for you oh yeah December 09, 2012

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 03, 2011

Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 05, 2010

sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 06, 2013

Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.

"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"

by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020