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What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?
Woo-hoo
But you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
I know that you need help
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
You need a guardian
Woo-hoo
And you know I'm yours
Woo-hoo
And I know you're mine
Woo-hoo
(And that's for all time)
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
Bang, bang, a knock on the door
Another big bang and you're down on the floor
Oh no! What do we do?
Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
I can't run, and I can't kick
What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?
Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
I don't care what they say about us anyway
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
I don't care about that
by rb ryan January 6, 2025
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Homie dick swap

Swapping dick pics with a homie for no apparent reason.
You’re not true friends if you’ve never participated in a homie dick swap
by J3ZZEE January 2, 2021
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Teacher homie

1. A teacher that acts like one of the boys or homies.
2.A teacher or professor that can take a joke, can make a joke. isn’t always serious doesn’t get offended to a joke that is within reason or to an extent
by Aidenlazyboy24 January 5, 2022
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grass ass homie

“Here’s your ointment
Grass ass homie
by The.best.around October 17, 2017
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Homie Dumper

Can’t decide which of you gets to go to the bathroom first? With the homie dumper you don’t have to worry about it. The homie dumper is a new innovative system where your friend sits on the toilet and takes a shit while you sit facing him, with your legs wrapped around him and shit through his legs into the toilet or the other way around. Never lose friends again over who gets the first shit!
“If you won’t let me use the bathroom first, let’s just take a homie dumper and be back out quicker!”
by Shitheadmaker November 12, 2017
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no mackin on the homies

a current cardinal rules of dating. serves to prevent potential drama and break ups within the friend group. so everyone stays ~homies~
bro you know the rules, no mackin on the homies. you know that didnt end well last time.
by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021
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Fart Homie

Someone that you want to fart and chill with for life
You're my fart homie
by Xrparmy June 12, 2025
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