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history

Something you hang onto when your present is dismal
Man United is History FC. They haven't been relevant in years
by rudebwoydomo February 23, 2021
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History

Hym "You see how the media pundits operate yet, Andy? They act as a set of blinders. Like the ones you would place on a horse. Piers was trying to narrow the scope of the discussion so he can play cowboys and indians and steer the audience in a direction that allows his employers to shape the course of history. Get you to performatively condemn what happened and prevent you from contextualizing the events that took place. Oct 7th good or bad? Both. And neither. This is nothing more than a tool of ruling class self-preservation."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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Canada's History

Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
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Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.
Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.
by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010
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American history

American history is the history of America (USA) and dates from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to present day.
Mia studied American history and learned much about the country she lived in.
by Just_america June 19, 2023
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History

A thing in the past that was very important to today.
Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History
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canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf
The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.
by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010
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