grumpygiraffe

A fit sexy Human who is the best at mc in the world!

grumpygiraffe is a true ledgend!

by iggiugjd April 21, 2017

Gumped

Adjective: to outrun, or continuously run farther, faster or longer than anybody else.

(In refrence to Forest Gump)

"Antonio gumped right by Abelina this morning during morning jog even after giving her a 1/4 mile head start."

by AB43AZ April 24, 2017

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

Grumpy-wumpkins

One who is grumpy for no good reason.

Adelia insisted on being a grumpy-wumpkins for a good two hours after the finish of the boardgame she'd lost, though several well brewed cups of tea eventually put her in good spirits again

Wee Willykins then kissed and hugged the hoppity pot and promised always to help the dollies and never to be an old grumpy-wumpkins again

by Charlemagne1993 June 16, 2017

GummyBearing

When you sneak into a strangers room and toss gummy bears covered with your semen on their sleeping body. It is accustomary in most circles to then masturbate in to one of their socks and piss on their window.

Craig: yo Dale what did you do last night my?

Dale: I went around town gummybearing the fuck out of my ex girlfriends!

Craig: hope they don't lick their windows!

by Ol Rotten Davey April 19, 2018

gummy cummy

Ejaculate that is thick and almost gummy in nature it holds shape when pressed and kinda feels like a gross gummy bear

Dude I got gummy cummy all over Karen's face when she gave me a bj

by Amiel April 19, 2018

Gummy

An individual who is incapable of changing at any emotional / metaphysical level because of excessive marijuana usage.

Arash : "Bro, you know you shouldn't smoke so much weed"
Noah : "Me too."

Arash: "Ya gummy".

by FriendlyPoster November 6, 2017