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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia
“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”
by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021
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German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia
“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”
by Daddy😈🖤 May 1, 2021
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German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
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Midcentury German

Derisive synonym for "Nazi", used with the facetious implication that Nazi ideology was a uniquely German ethnic phenomenon. Also used to simply avoid saying the proper name on a platform (such as YouTube) which penalizes bringing up the Midcentury Germans, and/or as a defense against Godwin's Law.

Originated from English political commentators.
Person 1: *starts to make a point*
Person 2: You sound just like HITLER!
Person 1: No. The Midcentury Germans were bad, obviously, now may I make my point?
by Kalarus May 31, 2023
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German mud wizard

You have anal sex with someone and cover your penis in shit and then you pull out before your going to cum and finish on there face
by Luciepoo February 26, 2023
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