Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".

Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.

by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016

Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.

*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)

by Dubiks November 22, 2018

bulletproof friday

A term typically used by military personnel to describe a Friday that can go as bad as it possibly can. But it doesnt matter because it cant change the fact that tomorrow is saturday (or whatever your "weekend" is)

"Can you believe SGT Maj is having us do a 20 mile hike right before we have to stand in formation for 3 hours?"

"At least its bulletproof friday"

by Pringal Jugar October 3, 2019

Funky Friday

A game on Roblox that is like Friday Night Funkin'(FNF) but online, and with a variety of different songs. Search up Milf then erase your search history.

Friend: YOYOYO WASSUP LIL' NIGGA
Me: yoyoyo
Friend: WANNA PLAY SOME FUNKY FRIDAY
Me: HELL YEAH!

by iceiD April 19, 2021

Funky Friday

This is an game on roblox, its super fun and similar to Friday Night Funkin, the original.

Check it out, there's some toxic players but you'll be fine.

Friend 1- "Hey wanna play Funky Friday?"

Friend 2- "The roblox Funky Friday?!"

Friend 1- "Yeah!"

Friend 2- "Sorry I only play Friday Night funkin, the original, the roblox one is fun though."

by RobloxPerson April 26, 2021

Tribe Friday Street Cult

A group of 100 people who were hired by the DÖDSKULT DEP. OF MIND CONTROL to spread the word of Tribe Friday.

Friend: Why do you wear that badge?

Me: I'm apart of the Tribe Friday Street Cult. Only 100 people are apart of it.

by Tribe_Friday August 19, 2022

Freak of Friday

{freek ov fry-day} noun, 1. A person who obsesses about and plans for Friday night partying all week long. 2. A person that has a suppressed, but distinct alter ego that manifests itself during Friday nights with many negative consequences.

For both definitions their personality and behavior changes dramatically when they hit the town on Friday night: it typically involves getting fubared plus acting on all their pent-up aggression, desires, horniness, insecurities, etc. The results are usually not good with lots of double shelving, puking, fights, embarassment, DUIs, horrific two-day hangovers and one night stands with fuglies. Alcohol and/or drugs are ever-present.

He's/She's a Freak of Friday. He/She made good on their plans by drinking so much that they puked all over themselves right at the bar. Everyone just laughed.

The Freak of Friday likes to dance on tables and then starts taking off her clothes. Once she got completely naked before the popo showed up. The guys were grabbing her tits, ass and snatch.

The Freak of Friday borrowed $600 on Monday and blew it all at the strip clup. He got so fubared that he peed on someone's leg. The bouncer slammed his face and broke his jaw. He just laid there completely limp. What a dumphus.

Did you see what the Freak of Friday brought home last night? What a dog. He's really frikcin' ugly.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009