Friendship

Two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

Paul: What? Why?
Carl: Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.
Paul: That isn't friendship, Carl. That's sick.

(Text Credit: Llamas With Hats by FilmCow)

by Cora Le January 10, 2011

friendzone

when you ain't about to be friends with someone cuz u done man

oh crap wait they think you are friends that's awkward better make it obvious that you don't want to be in a relationship

dude 1: I thought we had something...
dude 2: dang man you been friendzoned

by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

A truly wonderful and imaginative show, one of the best originals Cartoon Network ever had. Beautiful animation and music, wacky characters and themes, a great sense of comedy and a big heart. Unusually complex characters, long ongoing arcs and young adult-oriented reference-laden humour makes for a viewing experience that is both highly comical and intelligent. Watching the hour long pilot is recommended for understanding the basic plot, although every episode is a laught riot you shouldn't miss.

"Did you watch Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends? Doesn't it have wonderful characters and an animation to die for? I whistle the theme song often, it's catchy."

by BKMorris October 16, 2006

Friendlationship

Friendlationship(n) is a combination of the words 'friends' and 'relationship', used to describe a somewhat-platonic relationship that contains all the aspects of an actual romantic relationship, without any physical/sexual benefits. Basically, all the sacrifice but none of the gain. Often occurs when both people involved harbor some desire for the other, but neither is willing to take a chance and potentially ruin their friendship.

Guy 1: So is Jake hanging out with us tonight?
Guy 2: No man, he's hanging out with Vanessa again.

Guy 1: Man he's so whipped. What an idiot.
Guy 2: He needs to get out of that fucking friendlationship.

by FredAlex December 6, 2007

National Fake Friends Day

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.

It's national fake friends day! who you posting?

by Nari.x.Sanderson August 5, 2019

romantic friendship

a friendship, often between members of the same sex, which is tender, caring, affectionate and resonant, but which generally does not involve sex or sexual contact.

romantic friendships between women were both common and socially accepted in the Victorian era.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

as a friend

NO SEX for you

"I like you as a friend, not sexually but we can still hang out"
"fuck that

by Staislaus May 31, 2004