boston flight attendant

The one who serves the best head. Giver of super noodles.

Dodo-Yo nick? What's good?

Nick- bro I just got a Boston flight.
Dodo-who was the Boston flight attendant?

Nick- some beezie I forgot her name

by Nicks_lit June 12, 2018

almost fight champion

The alpha male that will almost whoop anyone's ass. This man will not have one but many stories of how he almost fought someone, almost made it home drunk, or almost did something totally out of retrospect. He will always have a big story and follow up with something like "I almost whipped this dude's ass but....." Normally the rest of his story is explaining why he's not a pussy but could go on for a while. This man will be crowned as the almost fight champion of the world.

Bernice: Ethan is literally the almost fight champion of the world. All he does is share stories of how he almost did something. Listen

Ethan: dude I almost had to fight this dude because he said Coors light is for men who listen to Nickleback. I swear I would of stuck that mother fucker.

by Bigbrachcock11 October 4, 2018

couple fight

how am i supposed to know?

that is a couple fight

by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018

jellyfish fight

When two autismos fight with nothing but their swinging limp, weak arms. The rules to a jellyfish fight are as follows

1. you may not use any muscles other than your torso and hip muscles to fling your arms around
2. first person to bitch out loses

Zak I challenge ur mentally slow ass to a jellyfish fight!

by spergy February 6, 2019

Flounder Fight

When 2 people who like someone fight for her "love". The person they are fighting for doesn't even like them back.

Jackson - Hey Bryce I heard you like Ashley
Bryce - Ya I also heard you like Ashley
Jackson - Lets fight for her love no balls
Ashley - Hey are you guys doing a flounder fight

by Bob7879 March 7, 2019

Aux Fright

The sensation of shock and angst one cultivates when receiving the aux cord, as they fear people will express distaste to the genre, band, song, or artist you have played for them
Sufferers of Aux Fright will almost always pass on the aux and tend to make excuses as to why the cannot play music.

Example - (Person 1, 2, 3, and 4 are inside Per1's car)
Per1(driving):"Ah shit my phone is dead, can you play some music with yours?"
Per2(in shotgun):"Oh..no I cant..I don't have Premium"
Per1:"That's fine neither do I, I don't mind"
Per2:"Oh..well...I don't have any playlists or albums in mind"
Per1:"It's cool just pick something, I'll listen to anything"
Per2:"Uh..well..my phone just died"
Per1:"Uhm okay..someone else can play something"
Per3:"Lemme get the aux then"
Per2(internally):"Thank fuck, I can't have these people thinking I'm a weirdo because of my music*"

*The music people worry over may or not be abnormal but Aux Fright prevents them from making the risk of becoming a social outkast over their music selection in a car or at a party, anywhere an aux cable is in use (or bluetooth)

by _Lu_Ja_ April 17, 2019

Fag Fights

When two gay men or women fight in a paid fight with a betting audience. Normally in Louisiana.

Ay bruh you takin lil Daniel over to see the fag fights? I'm puttin 20 spot on it. Gang gang

by Em&N September 5, 2019