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fifty-fifty

Term used to describe a large amount of something. It is usually pronounced fiddy fiddy; and always used in reference to another's extreme problem, habit, overuse, etc.
Dave: Man, Max, you've got like fifty-fifty pimples on your back.
Max: Damn, really?
by HungryDave October 4, 2013
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filthy indian

A sex act where the man pulls his penis out during anal sex and smears poop on the woman's face creating a war paint effect then proceeds to holler patting his mouth like an Indian.
Mike gave his nasty girlfriend Catherine a filthy Indian while they were having anal sex and she looked like she had war paint on.
by nasty but true December 12, 2013
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Filthy Miracle Worker

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.

If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
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filthy twister

When teenagers engage in intercourse and the room in which the sexing has taken place has fluids everywhere, holes ripped in the sheets, broken bed frames, etc.
Charlie: Damn Cassandra gave me such filthy twister last night.
Bobert: Holy shit man! This black light shows hand prints on the ceiling!
by whoremones July 19, 2014
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.
It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?
by DZNuts March 30, 2015
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