two faced skank

A morally questionable woman who can please two penises at once due to her two faces

Two faced skanks keep the over population of men in china happy

by Ladygagreflex January 9, 2014

news feed cloggers

Someone who plays annoying games such Truth is, Tbh Etc, and clogs your news feed.

annoying attention news feed cloggers

by booblessb February 4, 2014

fish faced

When one puckers their lips to make their face look similar to a fish.

Man, my fetish is when my girl goes all fish faced, and I get to pretend I'm screwing a fish.

by RonnieRon May 2, 2014

Office Feeder

A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.

Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.

DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."

by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015

Shizz Faced

When a person becomes extremely drunk or, shit faced and has a large amount of semen, or jizz on their face.

Omg Becky, I went to Ybor and got shizz faced last night! Mega protein shake!!

by 69oface420 January 25, 2016

primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

Shit faced

Under the influence of alcohol or any type of drugs.

Sybil was so shit faced she doesn't remember last night.

by sybil May 16, 2016