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Pillsbury Dough Bitch 

The Pillsbury Dough Bitch is a thot, not a slut. She is virgin and def not pure. She is 5’3 and about 150lbs. She is super white has huge fucking thighs and her tits are pretty big too. She don’t have hips or an ass but she got a good hourglass. The dough bitch is pretty chill and likes to eat sweets and break but sugar hurts her teeth and she’s gluten intolerant.
Damn. That Pillsbury Dough Bitch seems to be lacking cake. But not dumplings. That’s for sure.
Pillsbury Dough Bitch by Mira Jack October 22, 2018

Pillsbury Dough Girl 

A term used to describe a female who is really fat/obese and dresses in VERY unflattering clothing because she thinks she looks "sexy", namely ripped jeans so when she walks in public her legs look like cans of Pillsbury biscuits popped open with the dough is spilling out
1. "I looked outside the window and saw three Pillsbury Dough Girls walking by. Nothing was left to the imagination, and I am scarred for life."

2. Me: "Laquisha, don't wear those jeans."
Her: "Why the hell not?"
Me: "Your legs look like two cans of Pillsbury biscuits that were burst open and your fat is spilling out of the rips. Don't do it. Please. Spare our eyes."
Her: "You bitch"
Me: "You Pillsbury Dough Girl"

thick dough 

Person: I don't know what to do about this mess with my girlfriend.
Friend: I don't know, that's thick dough, bro.
thick dough by bleegiimuus December 25, 2018

anal doughnut 

when you go to morning fresh bakery and ask for a jelly doughnut and a guy scratches his ass after jonny shited on his dick and makes the jelly doughnut.
bro u want to go try that new anal doughnut?
anal doughnut by bearfred February 20, 2019

trash doughnut 

Noun. A rim job given to a homeless person.
"Damn man, I caught Alex eating a trash doughnut behind the gas station last night!"

"Damn yo, thats crazy. I hope it wansn't chocolate..."

Watermelon doughnut 

weird unusual.

Used to call something weird

sc-Walkrrryan
Boy 1 : Look at that boy he’s so weird.
Boy 2 : Yes, he’s a watermelon doughnut