douche water

The brown water based liquid that drips/leaks out of an anus after it has been cleaned using a douche.

'hamilton! dude have you pissed yourself?'

'no its douche water!'

'ah, that explains the smell.'

by james abu hanzah December 17, 2008

Douche Canoe

A canoe that has the capacity to contain more douche than the standard bag.

No a bag could not contain all of his douche, he is indeed a douche canoe

by Jangles the moon monkey July 14, 2011

blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"

"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".

by Grissom August 19, 2007

Uber Douche

1. Zas Efferon
2. Toms Pussy
3. Micheal Towers

animeleaguedoucheUber Douche

by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009

Douche Brothers

Two guys who hang out together alot, and i mean ALOT. It gets to a point were its unhealthy and they start to finish each others sentences. Common activities are surfing, egging cars, and golfing while drunk.

Hey look! There go Alex and Drew, the Douche Brothers.

by themaster131313 February 8, 2010

Surgery Douche

A person who is obsessed with plastic surgery especially in the facial area.

R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.

K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.

R : Yeah, I know.

K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!

by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009

douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 25, 2012