spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.

I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about

by The dickless magician August 30, 2016

Back-Door Candy

The illegal practice of sneaking candy in to a movie theater through the back door.

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Back-door bust

When she looks GREAT from behind, but then when she turns around...

Related to a butter face.

Hair flowing, butt glowing, legs going on 'til sunrise, and a figure that'd blind even the Gods...then she turned around

THAT is a back-door bust.

by ;lsdkfj;lsck February 24, 2012

Opened the crazy door

making a girl cum once making them become crazy.

I opened the crazy door last night now Nicole won’t leave me alone.

by girlllyes July 8, 2019

Moronic door kid

It call someone a dumbass next to a door.

Mom walks in shut up moronic door kid
Mon walks out

by Prapoleon May 23, 2022

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

throw a brick at the door

When someone, some thing, or some place offends you enough or is so poor by comparison to another such person, thing or place that the most logical reciprocation, sometimes ironically, is to smash the door with a blunt, heavy, nearby projectile such as a mason's brick, creating an inconvenience (and, if the door was glass, a safety hazard) such that the interested parties are coerced into correcting said problem.

My Aunt's eggs and grits are so good that it makes you want to drive by IHOP and throw a brick at the door.

by SleeplessInSeattle October 22, 2013