Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019

duncan donut

A punching bag so feel free to hit him when you're mad

I just punched Duncan Donut

by BenthehumanYT March 6, 2017

prune donut

The anus

*in a hill Billy accent * I'm gonna eat your prune donut!

by peniscocain January 5, 2016

Protein Donut

Eating your lover’s ass out, after cream pieing it.

Variation- Glazed protein donut: Eating your lover’s ass after cuming on, instead of in, their ballon knot.

“As soon as I came in him, I got down on all fours and ate his protein donut.”

by 8c’s September 27, 2021

Glazed Donut

When you are bored at work and decide to pass time by masturbating in the public bathroom, leaving a large amount of ejaculated on the toilet ring. Thus making it a glazed donut.

Joe was so bored at work he decided to make glazed donuts in the employee bathroom

by cracker February 22, 2023

Gooey Donuts

A Wet Pussy

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth

by HardAF August 13, 2015

Getting donuts

Getting sex in a car before court, usually oral

Allen, charged with evading, was getting donuts when the court called his name on docket.

by Hornet70 May 12, 2022