Sudden Net Death

The unexpected, often shocking event of being instantly terminated by someone you romantically met on the net. Usually involves other party changing email address or chat room handle without notice.

I chatted with this chick for 6 months, I really thought I met the right girl. One night I told her I worked at Walmart and never heard from her again. I was like sudden net death.

by CalFord July 15, 2009

Coil of Death

To take a dump in somebody's mouth causing immediate and sudden death by choking.

"Diane received a Coil of Death, upon having her mouth shat into causing blockage to the esophagus."

by Diamond Ca$hMoney May 10, 2010

Final throws of death

While playing Halo Matchmaking and your just about to die, so you start wildly throwing grenades out in a futile attempt to kill your attacker, even though you know it will never work.

Dude, ninjameister348 started throwing frags everywhere when I stuck him with a plasma grenade. I guess he was in his final throws of death.

by fluffypat14 July 19, 2010

cup of death

Occurs when a person cups a hand over his anus, passes gas, closes his fist, and immediately cups his hand over the nose and mouth of another person. This is best accomplished as a sneak attack.

Damn, Dwayne, you made Robert throw-up after you gave him that cup of death!!!

by D Plenty of 32Shots.com December 3, 2011

lesbian circle of death

The formation that occurs with or without intention towards the end of a party held primarily by queer women. Often resulting in innapropriate and sometimes repetitive conversation due to restricted seating arrangement and having an ex seated on either side.

"I had fun at the party but drew the short straw when the lesbian circle of death happened. They sat me next to Cara!"

by ExquisiteAmaze April 10, 2015

First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

by Dolphsps January 5, 2018

The shit of death aka gutrot

The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.

Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.

by Crystanya May 31, 2018