Crunkstank

The act of being so drunk, you actually begin to smell like fecal matter.

Brian got so drunk, he shit himself and it was like whoa, dat nigga is crunkstank

by skinvicious August 6, 2009

crunkrock pop

(n) new music infused with techno electronica beats, with melodic or hard rhymes sprinkled on top. music that just makes you bob your head

Anything produced by Trouble Andrew is crunkrock pop

by Theem Muzik October 12, 2009

Crunky and Lloyd

Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real.

Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot.

Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you.

Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.

"Dude how do I get this chick to like me?"

"Ask Crunky and Lloyd"
"Noice!"

by Crunky and Lloyd March 7, 2010

CRUNK-GASM

WHEN YOU ARE ENJOYING SEXUAL PLEASURES AND BEGIN TO LOOSE YOUR MIND RIGHT BEFORE HAVING AN ORGASM. 'GETTING CRUNK AS YOU CLIMAX.'

BEN - "OH SHIT. . AHHH SHITT! . . YAY-YEA! I just came."
SALLY - "I CAN TELL. WHILE YOU WERE HAVING YOUR CRUNK-GASM YOU HEADBUTTED ME TWICE."

by AUSTIN-STILL June 19, 2010

Crunkdacity

An altered form of Audacity, meaning drunk and acting belligerent as well as ignorant.

I cannot believe he had the crunkdacity to get in my face like that!

by Endavial August 28, 2010

Crunchy Isolation

When you eat something crunchy and it's so loud in your head that you are unable to hear what anyone around you is saying. This may be intentionally used as a manner of shutting out the world or simply an unfortunate consequence of cacophonous cuisine.

Teacher: "Can you answer this question?"
Student: "My apologies, I was in the throes of crunchy isolation. What was your question again?"
Teacher: "Who wrote Fed 51?"
Student: "Maybe I should have stayed in my crunchy isolation..."

by f091993 November 20, 2010

Crunage

Enialation of the tires,a cronic burnout, to spin tires profusely.

wow did u jus see the 69 it just got crunage

by freighter December 14, 2010