The return statement after a friend or associate tells you that they have an application for a smart-phone that applies to the situation (e.g. finding the positions of the stars) and you profess to them in a sarcastic manner that you do not care.
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
It is used similar to the phrase "I don't give a crap", however you use a sarcastic tone to convey your apathy
Guy1: Hey, man, check it out! My iPhone has an app that lets me know what the stars look like above us right now!
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
Guy2: Hey you know, I have a crap for that...
by RaisinguStoronga December 30, 2010
6 "games" that came from hell itself
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 25, 2013
by RubixMan August 05, 2017
Me:Wow Peyton!! That was a really juicy crap!!
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
by TheJediAgentOfShield April 21, 2022
A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
by Romy.VQ15 February 08, 2021
My stomach hurts because I am crap-a-lacking.
by Vero1982 March 12, 2019
1) A crap so big that it forms two or more lincoln-log sized craps in the toilet, which could make a log cabin if desired.
2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
2) Log Cabin Republicans and anything they have to say.
1) OMG that cabin crap felt so good, but it clogged the toilet.
2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
2) Santorum's idea to ban sexual intercourse without marriage is a bunch of cabin crap, isn't it?
by Cool Dude 234 June 12, 2012