cookie muncher

when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him

Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher

by Urmomispoo69 March 9, 2019

shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.

WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!

by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008

Cookie Monster

A reverse Snuffalouphagous

"Yeah she's cute, but her shit stinks."

"What? How do you know?"

"I gave her a Cookie Monster last night"

by bfunk_brian April 6, 2009

magic cookies

A game you play when you are high on weed or LSD involving a dark room or staircase, a flashlight, and a group consisting of you and your friends. When the flashlight is turned on, the person who wishes to hold it first must trace it on the walls and/or ceiling. He/she must keep the beam of light, (which should always be shaped like a circle), moving in a circular motion. The flashlight is passed to everyone in the group. The object of the game is for someone to classify the circle of light as a magic cookie. Hopefully, if the game is played right, more than one person will say, "Hey! That looks like a freakin' magic cookie!"
Hent! The name of the game! The winner(s) can win anything the group decides on. One last thing! They must be high when they decide the prize!

We got so high on the herb and acid that we decided to play magic cookies last night. Me and my BF won, so our prize was some more free weed!

by peachpie88 August 30, 2011

sugar the cookie

When you have sex while your partner is baking.

I know your baking brownies but, I'm horny; can we sugar the cookie?

by DogeThaDog July 19, 2016

White Cookie

First one gives their girl a boob job, then you spread your cum all over her. Next you ger some sugar cookies and break them up on to her chest and watch a homless lesbien eat the white cookie off your girl's chest.

If you know a lesbian who wants something to eat a white cookie is a perfect choice

by cookiefucker January 13, 2008

To Cookie Cake

The act of giving a girl cookie cake so that she will do anything in the world (ie: make out with other girls or maybe if you are lucky have sex with you or someone else)

Note: Cookie cake is a highly reactive substance and even the mention of the word can cause sexual arousment. So use in moderation or you may mind yourself in a highly arousing situation with no way out (It is not as good as it sounds)

Dude, I gave this girl last night some cookie cake and she totally cookie caked me!

Who do I have to cookie cake in order to get a martini in here?

by Hal Emmerich December 30, 2007