1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.
2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion
3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.
4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.
5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.
6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.
7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion
3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.
4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.
5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.
6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.
7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"
by Sith-Mother Stefani May 2, 2023
Get the Christian Harassmentmug. John: Great Easter service, will you come back again next week?
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
Tim: No, I probably won't be back until Christmas, I'm an occasional christian
by Butt Hertz September 6, 2017
Get the occasional christianmug. The kind of guy to wear a "i'm on a boat" shirt in 2018. He plays basketball and clash royale. This piece of shit doesn't know what hes talking about. He is about 50% chad
by Johnny Fruitlegs May 2, 2018
Get the christian fletchermug. A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?
by stevenmusielski January 4, 2018
Get the UD CHRISTIANmug. A strong, will powered person who is super smart. Nathanael are funny and sometimes self reserved, but never fail to stay loyal and will always have your back.
by Irenewirawan November 22, 2021
Get the Nathanael Christianmug. A follower of the Christian Faith or a Christian-related faith who only attends church in a time of crisis. This is moderately similar to a Holiday Christian though the attendance of a Holiday Christian is more predictable. Crisis Christians may attend church for consecutive weeks (or even days) in their time of need and not give it a second thought once their prayers have been answered.
Person 1: "My husband lost is job. We went to church every week and prayed for a miracle. Now he has a fantastic job and we don't need to go to church anymore!"
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
Person 2: Well you're quite the Crisis Christian, aren't you?
by ValleyBreezer January 31, 2017
Get the crisis christianmug. A guy who want to be a balut vendor someday. He is a man of balutness and balutnity. Someday he will be a successful balutman.
by kenneman June 8, 2021
Get the Kevin Christianmug.