Chuck Norris

He eats thunder and farts lightning.

The Big Bang? Chuck Norris had wind that day.

The reason why planet Pluto is so far away is because Chuck roundhouse kicked it.

When you dream about Chuck Norris, its no illusion, he's in your mind.

Back To The Future was a poor attempt at documenting Chuck Norris's time travelling adventures.

All of the above definitions are entirely false, Chuck Norris needs no description other than Chuck Norris.

He'll be here shortly to-.... ........

There are no examples...there is only Chuck Norris

by X-waves-of-distortion-X December 19, 2009

Chuck Norris

The only person who was able to count to infinnity...twice.

Chuck Norris

by Kelvin Mndz February 24, 2009

chuck norris

Wings and Beer all night

Chuck Norris can only use toilets made of KEVLAR, need you ask why!

by Sid Macintosh December 26, 2007

Chuck Norris

One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!

Dude its Chuck Norris!

by Chelsea Fraind April 2, 2008

chuck norris

A martial artist, actor, and the butt of a internet phenomenon. Usually refered to as a "Bad-Ass".

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

by the-redneck-from-hell March 19, 2009

Chuck Norris intervention

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

by chaibot175 January 9, 2011

Chuck Norris

the real question here is, what isn't Chuck Norris?

When God first made creation, on the first day he made Chuck Norris and let Chuck Norris take care of the rest.

by Chun Kuk Do December 28, 2010