Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.

I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.

by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016

Brandon

a person who tends to take forever on replying to a friend. He is very ugly and loves to game.

Eww look at that Brandon kid ! #Lagger #Ugly #gamer

by A boy that lags May 17, 2016

Brandon

A self centered liar that is weak and has a micro chode

Brandon is a gayford he cant even jack off its so small

by cloppy February 21, 2017

Brandon malone

A very weird kid that has the nickname ginger he also has a crush on Alex Crosby

Hey ginger!(Brandon Malone)

by Masonmessi10 December 1, 2016

Brandon

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.

Brandon is cool as fuck

by Creampiesamurai February 2, 2017

Brandon

He gays asf, but still take your bitch 💁🏽 ♂️. Some may call him trade cause you will never know he was. Get you a brandon

girl: Zamn that boy Brandon so fucking fine
Boy: Girl he trade

by GangBangHoe December 26, 2016

Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.

Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!

by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017