double blind

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.
"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"
by animalshelly February 05, 2010
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Italian Blind Russian

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.
Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian
by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018
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blind driver

When a person is driving a vehicle and has so many distractions or just doesn't care, blattenly cuts people off, runs red lights, drive the wrong way of a one way street, ect.....
During rush hour traffic I saw at least three blind drivers run a red light at the crosswalk by the court house
by Plumbcrazy420 July 08, 2015
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blind shuffle

when you shuffle your playlist without looking at the upcoming songs
This blind shuffle turned out really good!
by trakasis December 10, 2017
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Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator
I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary
by bearlmfao December 11, 2023
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line blind

One who has no idea where that magical line between tact and idiocy lies.
Telling a girl she has a ghetto booty is still in the "tact" region, while "you've got one fat ass bitch" is not.
by Ego March 16, 2005
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 06, 2014
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