Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark

by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024

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.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

.9.Blind Individualz Whom Have No Zight Are Alwayz Zerious When Adjuzting Their Own Underwear When Ztrezzed Az Well Az Being Under Durezz.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 2, 2025

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

blind sniper

Blind Sniper is the act of when a man ejaculates he stands back 6ft closes his eyes and aims for the face

It’s well known that I’m the best damn blind sniper the country has ever seen (pun intended)

by Bigmac2505 March 11, 2019

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes

Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes

by Truckie April 19, 2018

Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

by flybotworld March 7, 2025