Birthday Handy

When it's your birthday and you give yourself a handjob.

Frank: It's my birthday. I have some time to spare. I'll give myself a birthday handy!

by Nessachuu June 24, 2016

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Ruby Birthday

When the time is the birthday

Ruby: OMG look its 5:13, Its my Ruby Birthday

Frank: Your birthday is on 5/13 I never new that

Ruby: You my boyfriend you should know this, I'm breaking up with you

by JohnPowell June 15, 2024

birthday backshots

When it is someone’s birthday you give them backshots to match their age.

Hey Jamal i heard you turned 40 today, you know what that means, 40 birthday backshots

by Kidthoucher69 June 6, 2024

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025

Happy birthday frida

A type of anniversary weekly saying happy birthday to people named "frida" or similar.
For example: me, I am sir frida. writing this. Wish me a happy birthday, I am trying my best to write this for my own safety.

unknown: "happy birthday frida!"
Frida: "I want you dead."

by An ut:sander October 30, 2025

Surprise Birthday

The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.

I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.

by DMTisGreat October 21, 2019