Badger

Like a cougar but the old lady is a gay old man.

John: dude, the badger is all over that young dude
Bill: He better keep his butt-hole tight

by wWitbshy April 9, 2010

douche bagel

synonym for douche bag; not necessarily used in a negative way.

"hey douche bagel, what's up?"
"that guy is a fucking douche bagel!"

by Still Mandurr May 27, 2006

Badger

Verb: To point to the ground and say "Badger?" in order to distract somebody. This can be related to "Dropped your pocket."

The hobo was following me, so I badgered him, and while he was distracted, ran away.

by Swarlay February 15, 2008

Jewish Bagel

Large Roll Of Money.

Check Out Dis Jewish Bagel, I'm Rich As Shit

by Blenderface/Son0fABurrito August 20, 2009

Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach

Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger

by Young Roach August 7, 2012

badger

the coolest people you will ever meet.
they enjoy screaming BADGER everywhere they go.
they like to party and drink pomegrantie drinks.
they love each other longgg timmee. =
Their lives revolve around badgers.

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britbadge.
malbadge.
kenbadge.

Those badgers (^^^) are amazing. LT.

badgersuniteforlife.!

by brittany starr badger May 6, 2008

badger shagger

not to be confused with acts of beastiality, this defenition is purely an insult for someone of limited mental capability who you don't like, yet have to work with - usually a menial type situation

f*ck you, badger shagger

by Emperor Xist February 1, 2006